Notable inventions, 1910–2000

And future Call of Duty players would thank them.

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Because every kid should get to be Tarzan for a day.

And the world rejoiced.

Because building roads is inconvenient.

Ain’t nobody got time to rake.

Because paper currency is for noobs.

Nobody likes cords. Nobody.

Brighter than glow memory.

To capitalize on an as-yet nascent market for cat photos.

Because organic search rankings take work.